" slow cooker "

 [ "Slow Cooker" ]

1: The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.

  * e.g.,  ... My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done. 

 [ "Slow Cooker" ]

1: Slow cooker is a hard clay like shit that is hanging around in your ass and you strain and only fart around it . In other words it’s sticking around slow cooking into a hard, impossible to pass brisket .

  * e.g.,  ... I took so many Percocet I’ve had a slow cooker in the oven for days . All I can do at this point is keep smoking the meats 

 [ "Algonquin Slow Cooker" ]

1: Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.

  * e.g.,  ... Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom. 

 [ "Yugoslavian Slow Cooker" ]

1: Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".

  * e.g.,  ... I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great. We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good. 

 [ "tending to the slow cooker" ]

1: to engage in masturbation

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker." 

 [ "Slow Cooker" ]

1: Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something

  * e.g.,  ... "I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker." "The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on. 

 [ "Slow Cooker" ]

2: or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.